Saturday, May 7, 2011

Opposable thumb issue #42

Dogs can't have a green thumb via gardening, and they don't get to cut the grass as they can't pull-start the mower.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday funny

It is not important for dogs to study the solar system. They have no concern about the position of Earth it's axis or orbit - space words. Dogs don't know there are rings around Saturn. They do know how to respond to a planet fight by licking Uranus.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Unknowing situation

Benefit of being born with fur and four legs and a bark is the America of 9-10-2001 always existed. On Sunday a piece of that utopia came back into the puzzle. Yea!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Buffet plans

Doggies never get the thrill and joy of a sparse breakfast buffet in a hotel lobby.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Yard slicker

Dogs don't need rain slickers to go out in the yard.  The image of a dog slicker brightens a rainy day.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Opposable thumb issue #419

Full potential of a recliner chair can not be realized by dogs due to the lack of an opposable thumb.  They can sit but can't attain the recline position.  Its a rinse-cycle only in a spin-cycle world.  Or, it's like picking the winning horse but not buying a ticket, no payoff.

Sunday, May 1, 2011