In line

Simple example of how the dog way of living is superior to people is found in the line at Subway.  A dog would know what they wanted before walking through the door.  People can act like the ordering and decision-making process is as fresh as Bryan Adam's newborn when they utter four simple words:  Give me a minute.

No Cirq

Dogs do not subject themselves to confusing Cirque Du Soleil (say that five times fast) with entertainment.  They prefer a plastic dog bone with ridges (like Ruffles) between the paws and in the mouth.

Bugs stink

Being a household dog equals immunity toward stink bug clean up responsibilities.

Fig Newt

Today might be the end of the beginning for dog interest in Newt. Very few if any dogs are likely named Newt. Newton, his actual name, perhaps is a modestly popular dog name in fig-land. Dogs trump people everyday for the simple reason that they never make campaign promises.  If predictions ring true Newt will make some today that won't be kept, just like his vow of faithfulness.  As he announces his campaign, he will emulate the human equivalent of licking his balls in public - it's called giving a partisan speech.

View who

Is the dog on the carpet watching the dog on TV or is the dog on TV watching the dog on the carpet?

Doggie sad

It's sad that dogs can't come up with one thing they'd do for a Klondike bar.

On behalf

From all of the dogs to all of the moms, Happy Mother's Day!