Finale 12th day

On the 12th day of Christmas the owner gave the dogs 12 more versus of the song so that it seems like Kumbaya - beautiful, aimless and endless all at the same time, 11 crackers in a kong, $10,000 won in a Mitt Romney bet, nine large plastic chew bones (that sound like a subtle version of fingernails on chalkboard when used), eight bowls for drinking, Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

11th day

On the eleventh day of Christmas the owner gave the dogs 11 crackers in a kong, $10,000 won in a Mitt Romney bet, nine large plastic chew bones (that sound like a subtle version of fingernails on chalkboard when used), eight bowls for drinking, Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

Tenth day

On the 10th day of Christmas the owner gave the dogs $10,000 won in a Mitt Romney bet, nine large plastic chew bones (that sound like a subtle version of fingernails on chalkboard when used), eight bowls for drinking, Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

Number nine

On the ninth day of Christmas the owner gave the dogs nine large plastic chew bones (that sound like a subtle version of fingernails on chalkboard when used), eight bowls for drinking, Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

Eighth day

On the eighth day of Christmas the owner gave the pups eight bowls for drinking, Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

Day seven

On the seventh day of Christmas the owner gave the pups Ben Roethlisberger #7 Steeler dog jerseys, six geese to chase after, five Golden Grahams,  four squeaky toys, three cookie treats, two tennis balls and a chew toy under the tree.

Brief pause

No pair of dogs in the world carry the names Mitt and Newt. As incomprehensible as that dog thought, imagine the sheer magnitude of all humans under the Republican sun that Mitt and Newt are the best in the field. It's like being a sailor in 1940 and not having an anchor tattoo.  Yes America the likely next POTUS will be named one the following non-dog names: Barack, Mitt or Newt. Chain, Gork and Frothmatrick were not available?