Take me out

Opening Day is here.  Baseball season arrives.  Dogs like ball.  They can play ball longer than a twi-night doubleheader.  Among all baseball teams there is no obvious choice for a dog following.  Closest thing are the two Sox franchises, Red and White.  Since most households have more white sox than red, the Chicago White Sox will be declared the unofficial team of dogs everywhere.  Open mouth insert sock is one aspect of play but what a dog really wants to hear, like basbell lovers everywhere, is the yell of "Play Ball!"

Street vendors

Dogs do not discriminate on the source of food.  People can camp in groups that dine on street-vendor prepared products, think New York City sidewalk-cart style cuisine.  Or they run from that concept as if it were the holidays with Piers Morgan.

No Bonds effect

Dogs are laughing at the Barry Bonds trial. They can"t imagine taking steroids to improve athletic performance. Even drug-free they can't be run down and caught.

Call them what

Is there a dog named Camel?  Or is there a camel named Dog?

In a name

Cog-like plastic dog toy carries the name Richard Gear.

No furry friends

Dogs are smarter than people because they will never spend a dime to purchase a gerbil, hamster or similar rodent to keep as a pet.  To a dog those creatures are classified as a picnic lunch of fun.  At the pet store, they are readily packed in a Chinese take-out box for hypothetical doggie-dining.  Of course the dogs real challenge is catching a mouse or squirrel in the backyard.  In that case they can keep the canine equivalent of a Crackerjack box toy prize if caught.

C F U get it

Having ascertained properly patterned yellow birdbaths in reply, the hunting dogs always yearned, even marveled, in loving yardbirds.