Opposable thumb issue #732

It's a golf shaft with rubber cones on each end, the baton.  Dogs can't twirl one, due to the aforementioned and overdone opposable-thumb issue.  Twirling is one of those things that everybody has seen yet few wish to do.  There is no audience for Twirling With The Stars or America's Best Twirler - not enough cable channels in the world to hold that audience.