St. Patrick

If there was a St. Patrick dog breed it would urinate green and certainly be proud on the March 17th.  Perhaps there should be a holiday created for the St. Bernard, or dogs created for St. Valentines?  Here's to beer and eggs, green beer and idiotic male behavior - seems like the dogs not knowing this is a special day doesn't matter so much - top of the mornin.'  Remember, free fries at Burger King today - with green ketchup!  While there the Burger King himself should read Green Eggs and Ham.