Inspection time

There is no thrill in a car inspection.  The annual ritual is another topic as foreign as tennis players not-named Williams to dogs.  They know not of the inspection.  They like a car ride but the upkeep baffles them like a question on the Middle East perplexed Herman Cain.  Wonder what he is doing today? Oh how quickly they fade from memory.  Maybe he's dining with John Huntsman?