Look at a dog today and try to converse about the January calendar having 2012 on it. Blank stare. Happy New Year, not a difference if you are a dog day. Big year ahead. Election year, London Olympics, 30 Rock returns and untold other prophecy rebuked. Below are a sure-fire list of 5 things every dog will do in 2012:
1) Sleep more than Joe Biden.
2) Appear on Enertainment tonight less than Marie Osmond.
3) Watch American Idol, they really like Ryan.
4) Never say Sandusky as a noun.
5) Tweet less, talk more. Take that Ashton.
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