Sunday, January 1, 2012

It's 2012

Look at a dog today and try to converse about the January calendar having 2012 on it.  Blank stare.  Happy New Year, not a difference if you are a dog day.  Big year ahead.  Election year, London Olympics, 30 Rock returns and untold other prophecy rebuked.  Below are a sure-fire list of 5 things every dog will do in 2012:

1)  Sleep more than Joe Biden.
2)  Appear on Enertainment tonight less than Marie Osmond.
3)  Watch American Idol, they really like Ryan.
4)  Never say Sandusky as a noun.
5)  Tweet less, talk more.  Take that Ashton.

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