Resolve this

No dog will ever make a New Year's resolution.  It is a dog's sincere opinion, resolutions don't make sense.  Dogs are logical, resolutions are impractical.  Take the past few years.  First was the attempt to resolve (2010) to drink more, at work.  Fun in concept.  Tough to do.  Did not work as a resolution, utter failure.  Then eureka in 2011 the attempt to simply work the ridiculously offense word "c*nt" into casual conversation.  Lesson learned, tough to accomplish, total failure.  Onto 2012 and the vow is to dispute the meaningful purpose of resolutions.  Mission accomplished.