Bob and weave

Weave and Bob are solid names for a comic strip duo.  Logic states that Weave is zany.  Bob is the foil of Weave's antics.  Surprise pie-in-face.  Pull-my-finger noise busters.  Yank the chair pratfalls.  Bob and Weave is also a championship-level dog move.  It is an evasive, catch me if you possibly could, action.  The choreography would not get a paddle-five score on Dancing With the Stars, but Bob and Weave keeps the dog in the yard and out of the house.  It is bounding about, dashing here and there and as close as a dog gesture comes to sarcasm.  Believing one can catch a dog performing the Bob and Weave is comparable to convincing a country that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.  In the best Oprah voice - "IM-POSSSSSIBBBBBLE!"  Oh that zany Weave where does he get this stuff?