Dog-U-Cation

Dog owners makes the same assumption. The dog has a full understanding of the language spoken. Sit. Stay. Down. From day one, these and any other words are presumed as fully understood. The belief is dogs arrive on earth having attended celestial dog-schools. Understanding vocabulary is the primary educational mission. The concept has realm of possibility elements hearkening to purgatory and what may be a lesser-known entity, peanut heaven. Not only a reference to seats far from the field, peanut heaven in childhood memory depiction, was and is a magical land of pre-birth, sci-fi, awaiting. In this place, basic elements are taught, like breathing. It is as fictional as they come. Just as imagined as the dog understands us motif. In reality we are heard by dogs in the same manner adults on Peanuts TV specials were heard by kids. Wa, ba, ga, mu, whomp.