Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Pan the pander

Life as a dog means never having to pander-down your past.  Sure you as a dog may have things that are regrettable.  Perhaps you ate some pooh.  Maybe you were caught licking there.  Maybe a wrestling move on your dog-brother was misinterpreted as a sexual endeavor.  But the dog never has to explain itself or create a new answer to an old question.  People change the answer to suit the audience, something a dog doesn't do.  Facts show potential presidential candidate Newt Gingrich as a multi-divorcee whom left a wife while she was in a state of serious medical decline.  Now years later the rationale produced in answer form is a zest for America made him do these things the Christian-right finds disgusting.  He has, in essence, licked his dog balls, got caught and is saying they were juiced with super-America apple-pie flavoring.  Yes this rendered his balls, metaphorically speaking, irresistible.  Forgive him for liking apple pie, all Americans like it too.  Dogs don't eat pie.  They just wait to you aren't looking and lick again.  They remain fully patriotic in the process.

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