Makin' a case

Story about re-population.  Since God put the goods all in the same place per gender it makes it easier for all to re-populate, including dogs, who even have their own style.  Also makes it more possible for the under-smart to do the same in the trailer court of the world.  Result is a spike in Wrestle-Mania pay per view purchases last night, while real joys of living, Scott toilet paper, were passed over for the cheap stuff.  Contention at the extreme is the parts should possibly have been randomly located, not in the same place on each person, to confuse the stupid at time of sexual advancement.  In a stunning revelation this could have impacted the world in many ways.  1)  Less NASCAR.  2)  Smaller NRA membership.  3)  Fewer Republicans, possibly substantial reductions.  4) Many more Mormons proportionately.  5)  No Tea Party.  6)  National Enquirer tabloid does not exist.  7)  Less reality TV.  8)  Right-wing politicians who stand up for the rights of those not in agreement with the Christian agenda as a policy outline for America.  9)  One more "Dummy" book.  10)  Monsters as a real-daily-threat, living among us, posing as friends, scaring dogs.