Water cooler talk

Dogs are not talking around the office water cooler this morning about Two-and-a-Half Men's re-debut last night.  To say it was half interesting is a statement of the obvious.  To call it good is exaggeration, like saying the acting in Shark Death Scare was compelling.  So at 9 p.m. on a Monday we were subjected to comic genius of sex jokes, only without Charlie Sheen.  The dogs had more fun not knowing it was happening.