Fun size

No dog has ever wanted a Fun Size meal. At this time of year the world divides into two group, no, not dog owners versus non dog owners, but Big Bar homes against Fun Size places.  If dogs really trick-or-treated on their own they would attempt to distinguish Big Bar homes from Fun Size places and pick a Big Bar door to knock upon every time.  Calling a mini-version of a candy bar "fun" is like calling the portions at Notion filling.