Cheese list

If dogs worked behind the counter at the nationwide sub shop they would handle it differently.  Yes, if you are employed by the sub shop for longer than a week, it would be logical that the list of five cheeses is easily memorized. However, be aware, that if you recite the five cheeses to a customer that doesn't know the cheeses and the cheeses are stated in a condescending, monotone, rapid-fire cadence (like thank you sire I'll have another in boot camp) it is not helpful, in fact it is fringe-rude.  State the cheeses slowly and articulate the syllables, like dogs might if they were the artists behind the glass counter.  Am-er-i-can.  Pro-vo-lone.  Pepp-er-jack until a rightful conclusion.