No phone

It's fun to put the dog on the phone.  They look at it like its the plastic form of confusion when a familiar voice is emitted.  One place a dog would never use a phone is in-line at a sandwich shop.  This is yet another example of where dogs never clog the line and delay orders by continuing a cell-phone conversation while in the line.  Make up your mind, don't multi-task as thoughts of a #4 rumble through the mind.  Choose.  It's like the pain imparted by those who ask the waiter to come back as they consider dessert.  One should know at all times if they are in or out on dessert.  It is not that difficult of a choice.  Can a slice of pie fit?  Yes, no.