Line sanity

Lines at the bread place are not insane to dogs.  If your place in life is the insane-mom of the 7 year old bathroom-first, order-next needing guest, life is filled with at least one burgeoning overstatement, designed to inflict disdain and guilt on son.  After his bathroom break, and certainly entirely his fault,  the line grew from none to few. This hazardous condition, as if a line to view the body of a head of state had formed instantly in-place of soup and sandwich orderers, was labeled 'insane" by the impatient mom and non-nominee for parent of any week, year or decade.  So, the insane wait was timed, another thing no dog would do.  In this algebra insane wait (IW) equals 120 seconds or (IW = T/2) when T=240.