Dogs trump people. Give a dog the morning without coffee, without a newspaper and without a comfy bathroom add food and they are thrilled to be alive. Deprive a person of one of those same items and it is rough sledding. Yes dogs are better than people.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Swing whack
Dogs never get the life lesson of the swing whack. This is a painful (slight) childhood memory. The whack is a valid lesson-learned as after feeling it, no one wants to do it again. A dog could run around a set of swings for 9-million years and never get hit. Put a toddler in the same area code of a swing set and they will get whacked 87.43% of the time. It's a simple problem, the lines of spatial dimensions remain undeveloped in the toddler (only coming to light at age 4 in most) and therefore they are exposed to the desire to run near the swing-arch and are prone to getting whacked by those on the swing. Like lather, rinse repeat, stay away from the swings is a simple request and if-followed, cure. It's all part of the process. First, stand away from swings. Second, don't jump off the high part of the teeter-totter. Picture a dog on a teeter-totter. Smile.
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