Ad attack

If dogs ran for political office they would resort to attack ads in the campaign.  What would be a low-blow for a dog enemy?  "Buddy eats his own pooh and has a zero ranking in job creation."  "Rover's food is imported from China and his trade policies are anti-American."  "Sugar has missed every vote in the history of voting."  Yes, the statements are ridiculous and non-sensible, mirrors people, huh?