Life as a dog featurette #7

Life as a dog requires little exertion of will to get the house ready for Christmas.  Put differently, if dogs were in charge of decorating there would be no decorating.  They can and will enjoy the holiday cheer minus the spiked eggnog - which begs the question as to why there are no other 'nogs.  No butter-nog, cheese-nog, ice-cream-nog, potato-nog, fish-nog, nut-nog, cactus-nog, nothing.