Threw shoe

If shoes equal sophistication, like a navy-blue halter top, they may make the man, but don't wake the dog. People value the shoe. Good shoes equal success. Cheap shoes put one in range for class warfare ridicule. About the only use some dogs find for the shoes is as something to eat and destroy, like heavyweights hitting a roadside Buffett on Saturday night. Dogs never walk around with shoes untied, they never lose a sock in the laundry and they never have to spend a dime on a size 11.