No caucus

While Rick Santorum (Google his last name) is on the hunt for nine more votes in Iowa the dogs are sitting the caucus out.  They aren't sitting on their paws in disgust, although they could not be blamed for doing so.  This time, they are ineligible to vote under a weird law.  Rule K9 invokes canine mental superiority over all current "R" candidates. Therefore, ipso facto it would be demeaning to cost a ballot.  It would be like buying a vowel in "wheel" when there is only one unlit block left and the puzzle reads:  F _ T H O M.  Can you have an "A" sure if you believe that words such as Fethom, Futhom, Fothom and for the Y as a vowel crowd Fythom exist.  Just like to concept of competency on the GOP side, those words don't exist.