Text walkers

There are distinct looks for a lot of things.  Facial expressions that match the situation.  Body reactions to meet the event.  Pop a balloon and the face will emit a distinct visual image, kind of like the look of terror when thinking of a Newt White House.  Dogs don't react these ways.  They also don't text while walking, never have, never will.  To text and walk is to walk without the benefit or desire to see where one is heading, which is kind of the complaint of the view being bad unless you are the lead dog on the sled.