Camera shy

The face in the crowd with the cell phone to his ear, and illogically wearing camouflage, striving for attention at the game is obviously not a dog. Puppies don't posses the vain desire to be seen on TV. They also can't wave and hold cell phones do to the formidable opposable-thumb design flaw. The plain truth is that it used to be fine to write a letter and mail it to your uncle in Florida telling him you enjoyed the tickets he sent. Now the world has birthed idiots (or Palin's) craving attention from the teet of America so strongly that they must be seen waving to Uncle Wilbur from behind home plate while they speak to him in Sarasota. They, instead, should be showered with dog pooh and placed on YouTube.