Don't Tee-It

Never an advice forum, strictly and observational platform, here it can be stated that dogs are not fashion-forward or backward.  Take the guy at the game the other day.  Raw stats, 300+ pounds, 6-foot tall, 3-foot wide, outfitted in shorts and the most-expandable wife-beater tank-top ever made.  A dog may be overweight but they carry it well.  They don't need the 37 spools of material ordered to outfit the entire USA soccer team in white uniforms to cover the basketball under digestion inside this person.  This guy was so puffed-up you'd think he swallowed a jockey or perhaps Fred Patek (a former baseball player at 5-foot 4-inches) to accentuate the baseball theme.  As Richard Simmons should state:  "Mirrors, people, mirrors!"