Being a dog means a life free of slow-closing hotel elevators. To the designers of these systems, the door should shut quickly, like Kevin James in the Zookeeper, the career of Foster the People or the avocado promotion at Subway.
NOTES: Kevin James should remain ashamed of Mall Cop never again. Pumped Up Kicks is a catchy tune but the tone defies the lyrics in which a kids pops his father with a gun found in the closet, chalk Foster up as a semi-hit wonder. Anyone ever say the only thing missing from the 12,349 sandwiches previously consumed at Subway is avocado? I rest my case.
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