Dogs trump people. Give a dog the morning without coffee, without a newspaper and without a comfy bathroom add food and they are thrilled to be alive. Deprive a person of one of those same items and it is rough sledding. Yes dogs are better than people.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
100 Percent?
The nation's unemployment rate for dogs remains at near 99% - save for the service dogs, police dogs and guard dogs. It makes the unfortunate 9%-plus unemployment rate look small by comparison. Dogs also have great retirement plans and don't have to contribute to a 401k. Ask a dog to punch a time clock and you run face-first into an opposable thumb issue.
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