Shirt policy

There are no arguments from dogs over the lack of a shirt policy for men in summertime.  Dogs don't have the ability to communicate their opinions on the subject.  If the canine club could institute public policy it would be interesting, not top of the Google search interesting, but good Gilbert Gottfried joke interesting.  The policy would state that men must wear shirts unless swimming, boating or working out doors.  Any and all other instances are simply not acceptable.