Can't canoe

It could be #291 in the never-ending discussion on the opposable-thumb issue for dogs, but this classic case proves that dogs can canoe, but most can't canoe.  Can-U?  It's kind of like watching someone dump bubble bath into a washing machine when seeing two people, two dogs (on leashes) and one rented canoe at the launch spot, something is about to boil over, just when and where are the questions.  The presumed, up-front, educational briefing provided to the dogs was as memorable as a contestant who is not your relative on the 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show program (soon on You-Tube after a 90-second run on ABC).  Most dogs want no part of spending time in a metal container and floating on water.  Some do, yes, some does not equal all.  There is a reason that there is a take your kids to work day, it has value.  There is similar reason in reviewing the absence of a take your dog(s) canoeing day.  Enjoy the float, keep Skippy at home, they would rather rest than ride.